i can’t stop reblogging this omg
fuck off mum im trying to save the planet
He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Edward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO
I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK
trying to search about that new abc show
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
what do people who aren’t obsessed with fictional characters do with their lives
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.
Sherlock in The Empty Hearse
Sherlock: Where’s John?
Mycroft: Terrorist network.
Sherlock: Do I look ok? I’m gonna see John.
Mycroft: Terrorist network. Very dangerous.
Sherlock: Where’s John? I’m gonna go see John.
John in His Last Vow
John: You have a girlfriend?
John: But you have a girlfriend?
Sherlock: Magnussen. Very dangerous.
John: Yeah, but you have a girlfriend?
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers