best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things
Do you ever really wanna meet 5SOS but at the same time you’re afraid because the whole you being ugly part
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
#i love how dean’s not even the least bit cowed by the father of murder#like dean is so fuckin chill at cain’s house
dont use police, teach criminals not to crime
REMEMBER WHEN IT STRUCK MIDNIGHT
AND IT WAS TIME FOR DEAN TO GO TO HELL
AND SAM IS CRYING
AND DEAN SMILES
AND YOU KNOW HE’S JUST THINKING IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY SAMMY
it has been six seasons and you just ripped that fucking wound open again thank you
Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing
the british primary school experience
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON